This blog is primarily about one mans petty quest to avenge all of the many insults leveled at the ancient and beautiful country known as Scotland! Translation: this blog is about one man’s pedantic quest to answer every petty little slight with an even pettier response (There might also be some historical stuff, oh! And maybe some poetry too, so, ya know, a pretty eclectic mix)

But “why”, you may rightly ask yourselves, “does this guy care so much about trivial nonsense?”

Well, its simple. I’am a petty and vindictive bastard; prone to quick anger and Righteous indignation. Should you take everything I say within this blog seriously? No, probably not. Unless you agree with it that is, in which case; yes, you absolutely should.

Lastly. Follow me, don’t follow me, I don’t need your approval, were not friends (Unless you wanna be) Also, feel free to leave me abusive comments and such, because, if I’m honest, some of my future posts aren’t going to be all that nice, and will probably warrant them. You have been warned!

P.S How awesome are my header images BTW, I made them all using MS paint.