This blog is primarily about one mans petty quest to avenge all of the many insults leveled at the ancient and beautiful country known as Scotland! Translation: this blog is about one man’s pedantic quest to answer every petty little slight with an even pettier response (There might also be some historical stuff, oh! And maybe some poetry too, so, ya know, a pretty eclectic mix really)

But why, you may rightly ask yourselves, does this guy care so much?

Well, its simple. I’am a petty and vindictive bastard; prone to quick anger and Righteous indignation. Should you take everything I say within this blog seriously? No, probably not. Unless you agree with it that is, in which case; yes, you absolutely should.

Lastly. Follow me, don’t follow me, I don’t need your approval, were not friends (Unless you wanna be) Also, feel free to leave me abusive comments and such, because, if I’m honest, some of my future posts aren’t going to be all that nice, and will probably warrant them. You have been warned!

P.S How awesome are my header images BTW, I made them all using MS paint.

P.P.S. I’m descended from the Earls of Seaton; through them, the Earl Allan of Seaton; one Of lady Mary Queen of Scot’s Ladies’-in-waiting. My ancestors’ fought with Bruce at Bannockburn. My Great, Great Grandfather (WW1) was a Cavalry soldier, and had mounted several over-the-top charges; yet when he retired, he had paid for is horse to come home with him. He and his Warhorse did go home. For several years, until he and his Warhorse were forced to drag a cart full of window blinds from house to house; selling them door to door. Old ——, and his brute ——, were well-known among my Grandfathers neighbors. The horse went on to die of natural causes, wherein my Grandfather had him buried alongside his own recommendations. He is buried alongside my Grandfather’s grave;.